cast: Thomas Jane
Saffron Burrows
Samuel L. Jackson
Jacqueline McKenzie
Michael Rapaport
Stellan Skarsgård
LL Cool J
With some of the worst dialogue in movie history and severely dodgy digital effects, latest shark-action epic Deep Blue Sea could be more mistaken for an episode of The Thunderbirds than it could the trailblazing fish-pic Jaws.
Helmed by Finnish action-meister Renny Harlin (Cliffhanger, Die Harder, Nightmare on Elm St 4), Deep Blue Sea is a video game at best and plays strictly for laughs. A strictly "take the money and run" affair for all concerned, actors the calibre of Sam Jackson (Jungle Fever, Pulp Fiction) , Stellan Skarsgard (Breaking The Waves) and newcomer Thomas Jane (Boogie Nights) are purely fish food for studio sharks anxious for big box office bucks.
This film does not bring anything newto the genre, as it claims in its publicity hype and the CGI sharks are hokey and unrealistic. A visit to Marine World would be more thrilling than this baby, still the "so bad it's good factor" makes it one of the funniest films to come out this year.
Deep Blue Sea sinks and swims, but only just.
2 stars