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Vijay Khurana
Vijay Khurana
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Mon-Fri, 12pm
Scientific Latin Name
caecilius est in atrium

First Discovery
Upon arrival in Australia in 1770, the botanist Sir Joseph Banks described him as being "some guy from the future whom I've never met."

Habitat
Can usually be found in the foyer of a cinema, on an association football pitch (on the wing), or wherever caffeinated beverages are sold.

Food Groups
Exists on a diet of books, crosswords and radio, the former two being high in fibre and the latter low in fat. He is also known to nibble on British Comedy and is an omnivorous consumer of the popular musics.

Distinguishing Features
Swarthy