The adventures of three pant obsessed pirates, Sissy Le Poop, Smelly Pete and Shark Bait (plus Polly the Parrot).

This bunch of seafaring scallywags appreciate all the things a good pirate should: a seaworthy ship, a badly sung shanty, a well worn plank... but they're not interested in gold or treasure. All they want is pants, pants and more pants!

Pants to Those Scurvy Rascals are as gold is to regular pirates. All is sacrificed before one goal: the obtaining of pants and more pants.